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dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.

Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

(Source: dominiricanlove)

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dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

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mylolpics:

Why girls don’t fart

mylolpics:

Why girls don’t fart

Posted 22 hours ago

wellheyproductions:

deadjosey:

scalestails:

becausebirds:

How my Red-tailed Hawk says hello. x

well

baby

metal as fuck

Posted 23 hours ago

hollowedskin:

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

If you have indoor cats put their litter tray in the yard, that is the strongest ‘home/me’ smell you’ll have in your house.

Cats have a jacobson’s organ in their mouths, which is why they sometimes huff things. They’ll be able to taste the pheromones from the litter for a few kilometers and follow it home.

Posted 1 day ago

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

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