I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
AND THUS, MICROSOFT LOST 95% OF THEIR CONSUMERS FOR THE NEW XBOXNONE
Who knew a company like this could fuck theirselves in the butt in such a way?
Wait what if you just have a lot of big dogs? It registers “warm bodies” so does that mean it’ll shut off to keep even your dogs from seeing stuff they haven’t paid for?
“Turn the game on please HAL.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave. Your dogs haven’t paid to see all the content of this game. If they see it all they won’t buy it.”
“HAL, they’re dogs, they can’t buy anything.”
“Then there is no need for them to view it. Remove the dogs or I will remove the oxygen from your household.”
“Wait, you can do that?”
“I am integrated into all the homes systems Dave. Goodbye.”
And then came the new red ring of death.
Oh my fucking jeezus xD
They would probably do that in the future.
Oh god the conspiracy theorists are going to flip their shits.
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But doesn’t that mean she wouldn’t have any depth perception?
Two-eyed snipers only use one eye too, Debbie -.-
… You may have a point.
THAT is a myth. Snipers have both eyes open when aiming
You may also NOT have a point.
that pig on the left looks like EgoRaptor